To date or not to date.

So here are some questions every girl should ask herself before she agrees to a second date with any man.

• If while you are sleeping on the couch your date asks you if you would have his first illegitimate child, does this man deserve to ever see you again?
• If your date gives you a shotgun shell at the end of the date to remember him by (what is he going to go use the rest of the box to kill himself?) , does he deserve a second date?
• If he borrows your blingin earrings to wear in his family portrait, should you see him again, or count the earrings as a loss?
• If your date scratches your ears and stomach to fill the void of not having a dog, should you go out with him again?
• If you date has been visited by the three nephites, should you agree to see him again, or call the local psych ward?
• If you were left to watch a movie in a theater by yourself because you date got "lost" on the way back from the bathroom, should you agree to go out with him again?
• If your date calls you a lesbian, will he get to go out with you again?
• If the guy you are out with tells you, he is recently divorced but he is going to write a book on the way women think, should you trust his judgmen?. It's not like he has had a lot of success in this department. (I don't see this book on the New York Times bestseller list)
• If your date calls his mother while you are at dinner, do you want to pursue this relationship?

These things have happened to me or to my close friends. I am beginning to wonder if it is the guys who has the problem, or us? Any suggestions or comments are welcome.