Who would have thunk it?

Breaking news that Madonna (who will be referred to as Madge on this blog, I like to pretend I am British, thats the way I roll) and her beloved Guy Ritchie have called it quites. Honestly I thought they would have lasted forever. Especially since they adopted that little boy from Malawi. It all could have been avoided if A-Rod and Cynthia (his ex-wife) could have made it work.

It is reported that Madge and Ritchie have an estimated value of $525 million yeah thats just pocket change. I wonder if they are feeling generous in this hard time, if so I would be happy to take about $2 million off their hands. Giving is service and service makes you feel better. I am just trying to help; I am caring like that.

Madge told Vogue "Who would have thunk it? The last thing I thought I would do is marry some laddish, shooting, pubgoing nature lover and the last thing he thought he was going to do was marry some cheeky girl from the Midwest who doesn't take no for an answer" I think that it sounds like a match made in heaven. I seriously have no idea where they went wrong. Please don't tell me that TomKat is next, I just don't think I can handle anymore heart breaking news. I just don't have any hope left.