Dearest Diet Coke,
You have been my saving grace on more than one occasion. You have always been there for me in my deepest time of need. I have sung praises to your name, and blessed your creators. I fell in love with you quickly and deeply.
In the past few weeks, I have started to feel differently towards you. The popping of the can, the burning of the bubbles, the rich caramel flavor, just hasn't been enough. To have you in my company has been more of an obligation than a joy.
I can no longer feel like a slave to you. I feel that it is best that we part ways. I wish you well. I hope that you will find many loyal fans who will stick with you through thick and thin. Right now, I need to do what is best for me. It's not you, it's me.
Farewell,
Steph
4 comments:
Stephanie, quitting is for quitters. I am so disappointed in you. jk. Good luck. I will be quitting at the end of 2014
"It's not you, it's me." -Hahaha! I've been so good not to have my Diet Cola but just a couple times a week. I know I'll lean on it more after the newborn. It's a vicious cycle. I know it inhibits the absorption of vitamins and takes the place a true nutrition...the very elements one needs after childbirth, but try explaining that to my taste for bubbles!
Good for you in cutting those ties!!
I had to read these to grandma, we were both laughing! Your so creative and I'm so glad that you juices have been rejuvenated! Good luck on this recent break-up:)
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