To date or not to date.

So here are some questions every girl should ask herself before she agrees to a second date with any man.

• If while you are sleeping on the couch your date asks you if you would have his first illegitimate child, does this man deserve to ever see you again?
• If your date gives you a shotgun shell at the end of the date to remember him by (what is he going to go use the rest of the box to kill himself?) , does he deserve a second date?
• If he borrows your blingin earrings to wear in his family portrait, should you see him again, or count the earrings as a loss?
• If your date scratches your ears and stomach to fill the void of not having a dog, should you go out with him again?
• If you date has been visited by the three nephites, should you agree to see him again, or call the local psych ward?
• If you were left to watch a movie in a theater by yourself because you date got "lost" on the way back from the bathroom, should you agree to go out with him again?
• If your date calls you a lesbian, will he get to go out with you again?
• If the guy you are out with tells you, he is recently divorced but he is going to write a book on the way women think, should you trust his judgmen?. It's not like he has had a lot of success in this department. (I don't see this book on the New York Times bestseller list)
• If your date calls his mother while you are at dinner, do you want to pursue this relationship?

These things have happened to me or to my close friends. I am beginning to wonder if it is the guys who has the problem, or us? Any suggestions or comments are welcome.

Running, Running, Running, Running

I am going to do it. I have decided to run in the Salt Lake City marathon. I will be participating in the half marathon. I am super excited about this. I have a training schedule and have been sticking to it. I feel great about this goal. It is a big goal since the race is in April, and I have never done anything like this before. I feel a little scared that I wont be able to do it, but I also feel confident in my decision to push myself and make it happen. If you want more info on this, or want to know how you can sign up let me know.

Flight of the Conchordes

I was recently introduced to this lovely little novelty group, Flight of the Conchordes. I am posting a fun little clip for all to enjoy. Thanks to all those who shared with me their favorite clips. It has made my life almost complete.

*to get the full effect make sure you pause the music on the playlist so you can give your full attention to the video.

Stupidest show ever

Tonight I am just relaxing. This includes laying on the couch with a blanket and watching a little TV. I happened to turn to MTV. There was this show on that I had never seen before, so I thought I would watch it.. I think it is called my super sweet sixteen. Basically its a bunch of spoiled rich brats who have no shortage of self-esteem, planning a birthday party for themselves. Its like a rule that they get a luxury car, and a recording artist to perform. Yeah the works. Its ridiculous.

The topper was this one girl, Priscilla. It was her quincenera and her mom bought her a Lexus and gave it to her on her birthday. Well this was not what she wanted, apparently it wasn't the right interior color, and she wanted it to be given to her at the party. She threw a fit and told her mom that she ruined her birthday. She yelled at her court All because she got the car on the wrong day. Oh shoot me! Puhleeese!!! Get a grip Priscilla, most 16 year olds would be happy with a 1991 Ford Taurus. Don't worry after a night of thinking she apologized to her court and her mom and they party was back on. Thank goodness I was going to die if I couldn't find out what happened at the party. I was very proud of her mom because after the little fit she sent the car back and didn't give her one the day of the party.

Stupidest show ever. Why am I still watching it?

Reflection, Resolution, etc...

Happy New Year. I enjoy this time of year because it is a time to reflect and make goals for the upcoming year. I am determined to keep my resolutions this year. 2008 is going to be great!!!