March 10, 2009

And the award goes too...

I am starting something new; The Darwin Award of the Week.

This weeks award comes from the Darwin Awards II Unnatural Selection, page 14.

"David a forty-four year old Mineola man, was more than desperate to be rid of his flab than most. Why not save money and allow his friend to perform amateur liposuction on him in his garage? As you might guess, using a vacuum for liposuction is not the safest of weight loss programs. David died in the makeshift medical clinic, the victim of lidocaine overdose. The fake physician apologized to the man's family".

I think therefore I am not...

March 4, 2009

Braving the storm

If any of you have been watching the news then you know about the fun events *insert sarcasm* happening in Mexico.

I thought this would be a perfect time to go. Ok ok, I didn't think that. Nevertheless I am going, Mexico City here I come. My work has an event every year there and now is the time.

I really do love Mexico City, you know except for the kidnappings and such. I am most excited for Tacos al Pastor, and Mexican coke.

Have a great weekend Amigos!

March 2, 2009

What an inspiration and Jason's a Jerk!

I am pretty sure that Molly Malaney from the Bachelor was inspired by this post on the Bachelor After the Final Rose. I think she had like 3 bumpits in. I am guessing she was trying to show Melissa who was boss. Kristina thank you for sharing with the world the wonders of the bumpit. I am going to order one or twelve right now!
*as promised, a picture.
P.S. Does anyone else think that Jason was a big fat JERK and should have maybe broken up with Melissa at home.