July 7, 2009

Hate Notes

Dear Jilian
I.HATE.YOU! You are boring, and frankly you
don't deserve any of the guys you have left.
Good luck getting engaged at the end of this.
Love,
Me
Dear Co-worker
Your problem doesn't =my problem.
Sorry, deal with it!
Love,
Me
Dear Twitter
I don't know how you
work really. I need a tweeting
tutor. Do you have those? Doesn't
this make stalking easier, is that
really what we need now?
Love,
Me

P.S. I do have a twitter account. I don't really know what I am doing but feel free to follow me at: http://twitter.com/stephoria




5 comments:

Kristin said...

Love it. muahhhhh

Kristina P. said...

WHY ISN'T MY DVR RECORDING THE BACHELORETTE!! Crap. I am over it.

mylittlebecky said...

twitter is hard. i don't know what i'm doing either! this makes me feel much better :)

Allison said...

haha! don't we all want to write hate notes sometimes??

Emily said...

Bwahahahaha- these are hilarious! Especially the first one- I stopped watching long ago... the only thing that was keeping my interest was the weird foot guy! -e