Dear Internet Dating Site Boy #1,
Your cheesy pick up line won't work on anyone over the age of 15. Think of a new approach and try again. You can do this...girls are not that scary (well most of the time they are not). Good Luck!
I'm happy to help, but it's never going to happen with me.
Dear Internet Dating Site Boy #2,
You're hot, smart, funny, and charismatic. Please ask me out already!
The girl who is patiently awaiting your next email.