I am having a...

Very bad, no good, rotten day week.

Hope to be back tomorrow with a fun happy post!

Possibly the BEST wedding invite ever!

So no joke my mom was invited to this wedding. Upon looking at it we I have found things that are very different from a traditional wedding invite. I thought I would share with the blogger world, because I am a giver like that. First you must know this was printed in grayscale on plain white printer paper. (click on pictures to enlarge)

This is the front of the invite.

Note-The couple on the invite is not the happy couple getting married.

Ok so I may not be an expert on weddings since I have never had one of my own. But I thought it was pretty standard that you bring the gift to the reception.

I can honestly say that out of the 100,000,000 weddings I have been to. I have never been invited to a potluck wedding. I guess there is a first for everything. I think I am going to take nut and mint cups. I only have one question do I bring enough for 10 or 300?

Boy am I glad there are not 1,000 First Wards in Provo.
If there were, I might not be able to find it since there is no address given.

There is not a time given. I guess I will just show up at the chapel of my choosing
with my nut cups and present at 9 am and wait for the happy couple to arrive.

Have a great weekend!

I'll take it as a hint

On MSN today I ran across this article. Basically it says that at an office building in California, an employee attempted to clean a fridge out that had rotting food in it. She put the food in a conference room, while she cleaned the fridge. The rotting food created a smell so toxic that it sent 7 people to the hospital, and 28 other people were treated for nausea and vomiting. Luckily, the brave lady who started this whole process was not affected because of her allergies.

This struck home because there is a fridge by my desk. This is one of those mini fridges and is used by 4 people. We have created what we lovingly refer to as "The Kashi Compost". Every day we are "going" to clean it out. (see exhibit A)

(exhibit A)

Today we are definitely going to clean cleaned it, (see exhibit B) I don't think workers comp covers inhaling toxic rotten food fumes. I could be wrong but I don't really want to take a chance.

(exhibit B)

Taking it easy...

So this last weekend I had the opportunity to go to the Eagles concert. I have been looking forward to this for awhile. I bought my tickets during pre-sale back in Feb. I took my friend Emily, she was the best date ever. The concert rocked. They were amazing, and I am soo glad that I went.

Here are some pics.




Thanks for going with me Emily!

Congrats, Felicidades, Félicitations, Congratulazioni, YAHOO!!

So my little brudder just got accepted to this awesome program at the U.
Medical Laboratory Sciences!!!

The neat thing is this program only accepts 8-10 students a year!!!
Way to go Brandon. I know you worked your little tail off. You ROCK!

GO (Brandon) UTES

Secrets out...

I am not a "Trekkie"
But I really want to see

This:

I think it has something to do with this:

I am going to have to go soon...
**Update-Saw the movie and he can be my captain any day**

The Dreaded Breakup

Dear Del Taco
We have had some what of an on again, off again relationship. You have been my loyal companion through many hard days. When you moved into your new place close to my work, you became a shoulder to lean on, and leaving my lunch at home was not such a big problem.

I fell in love with your chicken soft tacos quickly; they were only paving the way to my true love, fish tacos. I could always count on you to finish things off sweetly with a crispy delicious churro.

Alas our relationship can not continue. I will miss you, and everyday as I drive by my heart will long to be inside of your festively colored walls.

Go boldly into the future, it will treat you well.

~Stephanie

Dear my beloved Coca-Cola

For as long as I can remember you have been there to give me sweet refreshment. To get me through when I didn't think I could make it. You have been a constant companion, and I will miss you greatly.

~Stephanie

Dearest Chocolate

How I have loved you in all of your shapes and forms- milk, white, dark. I just dont understand how you could not love me back. You have caused me great pain as I have watched the numbers on my scale go up. This is it I am done, I just can't handle your abuse. You hid it so well pretending to be good for me. You have always been my secret indulgence, but the time has come to be true to myself.

~Stephanie

I am starting a new weight loss program, this is causing me to break up with several of my favorite things. Wish me luck, it might be a rocky road to recovery.

5 More Minutes, Please

This has been one of those weeks when I can't get out of bed to save my life. I think it has something to do with the stress of everything that has gone on in the past few weeks. I get to bed late and when I do get there, I can't fall asleep. I hit the snooze button a minimum of twice every morning and end up rushing out of my house late for work. About 2 or 3 pm I crash.

I need some help. I think I will get some melatonin today after work. Does anyone have any suggestions?

I am so glad there is only one more day until Saturday (I consider today already conquered because I am out of bed, therefore it doesn't count).

P.S. Happy Birthday Reagan. I hope you have a great day!

Spanish Love Song

I really wish someone would serenade me like this. Ahh if only. A girl can dream right?

P.S. it's "once"

How the Swine Flu starts

I got this in an email this morning and thought I would share.

Have a great weekend!